1 00:01:38,759 --> 00:01:39,759 No, 2 00:01:40,220 --> 00:01:41,400 I want to say something. I've had enough. 3 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:45,140 You can't reason with these people. Come on, you've got to be up early in the 4 00:01:45,140 --> 00:01:46,500 morning. No, I want to get him to hold. 5 00:01:48,980 --> 00:01:50,640 Oh. Hi, Steve -o. 6 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:52,480 Been doing that here with the pyjamas? 7 00:01:52,900 --> 00:01:55,220 I'm just going back in now. Just thought it'd be a bit late. 8 00:01:55,620 --> 00:01:57,120 You used to do that much morning, didn't you? 9 00:01:57,460 --> 00:01:58,560 Oh, no, thank you. 10 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:01,800 I've got to be up for work in the morning. But maybe next time. 11 00:02:11,150 --> 00:02:12,750 He can't read me with his stupidity. 12 00:02:12,970 --> 00:02:17,210 Why is he such a dickhead? I'm sick of him and his yeti wife. 13 00:02:17,690 --> 00:02:20,390 Well, getting yourself beaten up wasn't going to fix anything, was it? 14 00:02:20,650 --> 00:02:21,650 What do you mean, beaten up? 15 00:02:22,850 --> 00:02:23,850 I'll look for you, Steve. 16 00:02:24,170 --> 00:02:25,570 But you're not a fighter, are you? 17 00:02:25,770 --> 00:02:26,770 Well, I could have taken him. 18 00:02:26,930 --> 00:02:27,930 Could you, though? 19 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:30,250 He does have a bat. 20 00:02:32,170 --> 00:02:34,390 Come on, are you coming home? I'm going to face this first. 21 00:02:34,770 --> 00:02:36,470 Can't sleep with all that bloody noise out there. 22 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:40,500 I know you. You'll have one more and then you'll fall asleep. And in the 23 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:43,200 morning, you're going to be moaning that your neck's sore. I told you, I'm going 24 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:44,600 to finish this first. I'm coming up. 25 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:46,040 Whatever. 26 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:47,640 Oh, sure. 27 00:03:26,230 --> 00:03:27,910 Well, hello, Mr Sewell. 28 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:29,490 I want you naked. 29 00:03:30,810 --> 00:03:32,490 What are you naked? You think you've wrapped your bum? 30 00:03:33,430 --> 00:03:34,430 Covered in jam? 31 00:03:34,790 --> 00:03:35,790 Eating a banana? 32 00:03:36,330 --> 00:03:37,330 I tell you what. 33 00:03:38,050 --> 00:03:41,450 I'll start with getting naked, and we'll build up from there. 34 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:57,600 Oh, sorry, love. 35 00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:05,060 And don't moan about your neck. 36 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,300 Don't you give me that look. 37 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:16,760 I'm sorry. 38 00:04:17,420 --> 00:04:18,420 Yeah, you're sorry. 39 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,079 You're always sorry. 40 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,140 That's all I seem to hear these days. 41 00:04:23,020 --> 00:04:24,780 I'm going to have that put on your headstone. 42 00:04:27,530 --> 00:04:31,130 Will you hurry up? You've got your job interview to go to. I'm fine. 43 00:04:31,670 --> 00:04:34,450 And can you take this box round to Mandy's? What box? 44 00:04:35,070 --> 00:04:37,670 This massive box that you've just walked past. 45 00:04:38,330 --> 00:04:39,350 Why can't she come get it herself? 46 00:04:39,750 --> 00:04:40,750 Too heavy. 47 00:04:41,050 --> 00:04:44,910 And anyway, when she comes here, she sets up camp and she never wants to 48 00:04:45,130 --> 00:04:47,590 And I've heard enough of her sexual conquests. 49 00:04:47,890 --> 00:04:51,650 Do you know the other night at that dinner party, all she talked about was 50 00:04:51,650 --> 00:04:53,110 she used to live at the army barracks. 51 00:04:53,550 --> 00:04:55,010 She used to live near the army barracks? 52 00:04:55,230 --> 00:04:58,380 Yeah. Wow. I bet she's had more soldiers in her than a soft -boiled egg. 53 00:05:00,140 --> 00:05:02,480 Do you think she's a prostitute? She's always got men round. 54 00:05:02,740 --> 00:05:03,740 I don't know, to be honest. 55 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:05,100 I think she's an escort. 56 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:07,580 Whatever it is, she gets more than us. 57 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:09,920 We should have sex. 58 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:13,540 No, we don't have time. Why don't we right now? I mean, tonight after the 59 00:05:13,540 --> 00:05:14,479 or something. 60 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:18,860 Well, I have to say, Stephen, your seduction techniques have gone right 61 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:21,720 downhill. Do you not think I want to have more sex? 62 00:05:22,530 --> 00:05:25,630 Do you not think the reason we don't is because you don't try anymore? 63 00:05:26,110 --> 00:05:29,110 Like sleeping on that bloomin' sofa every night instead of coming to bed. 64 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:33,410 I try all the time. I tried roleplaying the other week and all we did was argue. 65 00:05:33,910 --> 00:05:36,090 Yeah, cos you kept moaning the whole time. 66 00:05:36,370 --> 00:05:39,710 I moaned because you were supposed to be this Egyptian goddess and I was your 67 00:05:39,710 --> 00:05:42,210 slave. And then you just gave me bloody cleaning jobs. 68 00:05:43,230 --> 00:05:45,730 Because you were me slave. That's not the point, is it? 69 00:05:47,690 --> 00:05:49,330 Mind... Is everything okay? 70 00:05:49,610 --> 00:05:53,350 Morning, Emma. Not too early, am I? Well, Steve's got an interview, but 71 00:05:53,350 --> 00:05:56,210 coming in anyway, so I'll put the kettle on, shall I? 72 00:06:01,530 --> 00:06:03,330 Oh, thank you. 73 00:06:06,710 --> 00:06:10,570 Oh, that'll be my safety gear for the bedroom. 74 00:06:12,590 --> 00:06:15,390 Speaking of security, you're going to need some at the community centre. 75 00:06:15,870 --> 00:06:16,870 What for? 76 00:06:16,970 --> 00:06:19,250 Not all the time, just when I have my special events. 77 00:06:19,850 --> 00:06:23,870 Apparently Celia from number 92 was having it off with Tracy's young 'un. 78 00:06:24,270 --> 00:06:26,030 You're joking. When was this? 79 00:06:26,290 --> 00:06:27,290 I don't know. 80 00:06:27,490 --> 00:06:29,730 But he's 19 and she's 57. 81 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,390 Lucky cow. 82 00:06:31,750 --> 00:06:33,950 I wouldn't mind a quickie with a 19 -year -old. 83 00:06:35,010 --> 00:06:36,290 It's not funny, Steve. 84 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:40,250 That community centre's our only source of income now you've lost your job. 85 00:06:40,510 --> 00:06:42,070 You know what the committee's like? 86 00:06:42,450 --> 00:06:44,330 I could get fired over this. 87 00:06:45,130 --> 00:06:47,250 And them pricks from next door have been hanging about. 88 00:06:47,590 --> 00:06:48,690 At the community centre? 89 00:06:49,070 --> 00:06:55,010 Sonia and that skanky sister have been smoking blow at the memorial garden. 90 00:06:55,250 --> 00:06:56,410 For fuck's sake! 91 00:06:59,070 --> 00:07:00,350 Speak of the devil. 92 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:15,640 Are you for real? 93 00:07:23,420 --> 00:07:25,200 What you fucking looking at? 94 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:30,940 God. I said, what you fucking staring at? 95 00:07:31,220 --> 00:07:33,680 I wasn't staring. Yes you were, you dirty old poo. 96 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:36,900 Fuck off, you old poo. 97 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:38,560 Fucking nun. 98 00:07:39,340 --> 00:07:41,820 God, I don't believe it. I just saw that. 99 00:07:42,460 --> 00:07:44,900 I know, it's a nice place. It's not bloody Zunderland. 100 00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:46,360 I know, I hate living round here now. 101 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:49,840 We've been trying to sell this house for a year. But we can't, because of those 102 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:52,340 dickheads. She's in here the night with the hot tub out. 103 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:56,200 Shagging. I've got to say, mind that, Jack had them thrusted on. 104 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:57,880 Wow. 105 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:00,040 Shit, is that the time? 106 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,780 Mandy, it's always a pleasure to have you, but he's got an interview and I've 107 00:08:03,780 --> 00:08:04,780 got to get to work. 108 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:06,800 Don't worry about that. 109 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:08,620 Steve will bring it over later, won't you, Steve? 110 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:10,420 Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, thanks. 111 00:08:10,890 --> 00:08:12,310 See you later. Okay, thank you. 112 00:08:13,210 --> 00:08:14,210 Bye. 113 00:08:19,390 --> 00:08:23,430 How does she make every conversation about sex? 114 00:08:24,290 --> 00:08:25,670 No, the woman's an animal. 115 00:08:26,110 --> 00:08:28,830 We don't have time for that. You need to get ready for your interview. 116 00:08:29,250 --> 00:08:30,250 No, 117 00:08:30,650 --> 00:08:31,850 you need to calm down. 118 00:08:36,830 --> 00:08:37,830 What are you looking at? 119 00:08:54,860 --> 00:08:56,900 Excuse me, is there a pub round here somewhere? 120 00:08:57,260 --> 00:08:58,560 Yeah, everyone gets lost. 121 00:08:58,840 --> 00:08:59,960 It's just down that weird path. 122 00:09:03,340 --> 00:09:06,300 Hey, aren't you that chef that punched that guy? 123 00:09:06,900 --> 00:09:08,020 I didn't punch him. 124 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:10,340 Not what I heard. Oh, you heard wrong then. 125 00:09:10,580 --> 00:09:12,920 I heard that you punched the manager because he was a dick. 126 00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:16,380 Yes, he was a dick, but no, I didn't punch him, I quacked him. 127 00:09:16,820 --> 00:09:18,900 Anyway, I've got an interview, so I'll see you later. 128 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:20,600 Good luck. 129 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:21,860 He's in a weird mood. 130 00:09:45,390 --> 00:09:46,390 Steph? Steph? 131 00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:47,670 Steve! 132 00:09:48,410 --> 00:09:49,810 Steph! What are you doing here? 133 00:09:50,030 --> 00:09:51,670 What do you mean what I'm doing here? I've come for my job interview. 134 00:09:52,190 --> 00:09:53,670 Did you just check your phone? 135 00:09:54,090 --> 00:09:55,029 Why? What's wrong? 136 00:09:55,030 --> 00:09:57,370 I told you not to bother coming down. 137 00:09:58,590 --> 00:09:59,590 Why not? 138 00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:01,750 You punched your black boss. 139 00:10:02,150 --> 00:10:03,850 I didn't punch him, I slapped him. Oh God! 140 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:05,670 And in my defence he was a bit of a bully. 141 00:10:05,910 --> 00:10:11,150 I do not need that negativity on my team. I've got too much going on at 142 00:10:11,150 --> 00:10:12,570 I've got too much going on at home. 143 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:17,020 Look, you know I can do this job. 144 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:19,820 You've known me for years. You know how much of a great chef I am. I know. 145 00:10:19,860 --> 00:10:22,180 You're a brilliant chef. But go home. 146 00:10:22,540 --> 00:10:23,960 Check your phone next time. 147 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:25,880 Don't just turn up. 148 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:51,760 How'd it go, then? 149 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:52,920 Well, I didn't get it. 150 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:55,020 What's going on with her? She lost her putt or something? 151 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:57,540 I told you she was in a weird mood. 152 00:10:58,920 --> 00:10:59,920 It's not you, though. 153 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:03,900 She's been like that all morning, dancing around like some drunk 154 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:06,620 She won't let anyone near the kitchen and keeps freaking out. 155 00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:10,520 I actually thought she was going to murder a waiter this morning over a 156 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:12,280 Go home, Steve! 157 00:11:12,620 --> 00:11:14,280 I'm going, you crazy bitch! 158 00:11:21,450 --> 00:11:22,450 But it's anonymous. 159 00:11:22,730 --> 00:11:26,130 I don't care. If you get a noise complaint from an anonymous neighbour, 160 00:11:26,130 --> 00:11:28,830 doesn't take a genius to work out it's probably come from next door. 161 00:11:29,630 --> 00:11:30,730 How do you do it? 162 00:11:30,970 --> 00:11:31,909 Do what? 163 00:11:31,910 --> 00:11:33,010 Just take it. 164 00:11:33,630 --> 00:11:34,630 I'm done. 165 00:11:34,870 --> 00:11:37,330 I literally cannot take any more. 166 00:11:37,570 --> 00:11:39,370 We need to do something about it. 167 00:11:39,650 --> 00:11:42,970 I don't just accept it. I put up with it because I have to. See what they're 168 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:43,659 like now? 169 00:11:43,660 --> 00:11:46,640 Imagine if we upset them. They'd be shitting our doorstep and smashing our 170 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:49,460 windows and all sorts. This sort of family can just knock on the window and 171 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:51,000 excuse me, mind turning the music down, it's a little bit loud. 172 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:52,420 Well, we should be able to. 173 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:55,920 Well, we can't. They're likely to pick up the speakers and just smash us in the 174 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:56,699 face with them. 175 00:11:56,700 --> 00:12:00,500 This is a family who thought it was perfectly acceptable to burn a settee in 176 00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,080 back garden and then put a pig on it. 177 00:12:02,380 --> 00:12:05,800 I don't mean putting, like, slices of bacon on a barbecue or some pork chops. 178 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,620 mean an actual pig. Who does that? 179 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:09,560 Psychopaths, that's who. 180 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:12,400 I shouldn't feel so uncomfortable in my own home. 181 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:18,920 Steve, I am desperate for a baby. You know this, and I can't bring a baby into 182 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:19,920 this situation. 183 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:24,980 Look, I'll speak to your estate agent tomorrow and just see if we can get the 184 00:12:24,980 --> 00:12:25,980 asking price down. 185 00:12:27,060 --> 00:12:28,060 It'll be alright. 186 00:12:35,820 --> 00:12:37,820 Anyway, I'm sick of talking about them now. 187 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:39,500 How did your interview go? 188 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,240 It didn't. What? 189 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:44,460 Oh, no, well, Robbie didn't usually walk me out the door. 190 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,680 Well, next time, don't punch the manager. 191 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:49,920 I didn't punch him. I slapped him, and he fucking deserved it. Well, I hope it 192 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:52,360 was worth it, because at least he still has a job. 193 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:54,140 Thanks, Emma. 194 00:12:54,180 --> 00:12:55,180 Cheers. 195 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:01,840 I'm sorry. 196 00:13:02,780 --> 00:13:03,860 That wasn't fair. 197 00:13:05,060 --> 00:13:06,060 You're right, though. 198 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:07,820 Something not going on. 199 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:13,740 Sorry for being a dick recently. 200 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:17,380 Everything's just been shit and it's just getting worse. 201 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:20,900 I just don't feel like I'm in control of the moment. 202 00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:24,260 I love you. 203 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:25,480 I love you. 204 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,160 Shall we get some chips? 205 00:13:28,460 --> 00:13:29,460 Yeah. 206 00:13:33,140 --> 00:13:34,140 Turn that off. 207 00:13:42,110 --> 00:13:43,810 Please, I don't want to listen to them. 208 00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:45,790 Thank you. 209 00:13:46,010 --> 00:13:47,650 I think you should have a word with Sonia. 210 00:13:48,830 --> 00:13:50,250 I think you should stop talking shit. 211 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:51,730 I'm serious. 212 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:53,570 I think she fancies you. 213 00:13:53,930 --> 00:13:55,070 Well, I don't fancy her. 214 00:13:55,430 --> 00:13:56,369 Are you sure? 215 00:13:56,370 --> 00:13:59,270 You haven't been tempted, even, after a couple of drinks. 216 00:13:59,870 --> 00:14:02,910 I don't think there's enough alcohol in the world to make me want to tap that. 217 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:07,930 All right, so I don't have to worry, then. You're not going to run off and 218 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:08,930 me for her? 219 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:10,550 Oh, I don't know. 220 00:14:10,790 --> 00:14:11,850 Now I've got options. 221 00:14:12,550 --> 00:14:16,710 All right, well, I better show you what you've been missing out on, eh? 222 00:14:18,930 --> 00:14:19,930 Well, 223 00:14:25,370 --> 00:14:32,130 that's the mood well and truly 224 00:14:32,130 --> 00:14:33,130 ruined. 225 00:14:39,370 --> 00:14:40,370 I love you. 226 00:14:41,450 --> 00:14:42,450 I love you. 227 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:45,650 Just... I'm sorry. 228 00:14:47,230 --> 00:14:52,350 I want to, but... things like that really put me off. 229 00:14:54,670 --> 00:14:55,670 It's alright. 230 00:14:57,090 --> 00:15:00,730 I understand, you know. You don't have to explain. I'm just frustrated. 231 00:15:05,390 --> 00:15:06,570 I'm going to try and get some sleep. 232 00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:08,270 It's time I got away. 233 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:26,800 Was that the car? 234 00:15:29,940 --> 00:15:31,040 Oh, my God. 235 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,620 Someone smashed all the windows. 236 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:36,040 They must have really pissed someone off. 237 00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:37,760 Well, you can pick the name out of a hat for that. 238 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:39,520 You come back to bed, it's one in the morning. 239 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,440 Ah, here's your girlfriend. 240 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:42,439 Oh, my God. 241 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:43,440 Oh, 242 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:44,900 my God, she's got a knife. 243 00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:46,940 What? A knife? 244 00:15:47,460 --> 00:15:48,980 Who walks around with a knife? 245 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:53,540 That crazy bloody Viking. Get away from the window now before she sees you. No, 246 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:54,800 I want to see. 247 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,820 You can find out what happens tomorrow from Neighbourhood Watch over the road 248 00:15:57,820 --> 00:15:58,860 there. He'll give you all the updates. 249 00:15:59,180 --> 00:16:00,240 She won't see you. 250 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,020 She will see you. She won't see you. She will. 251 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,400 What the hell are you doing? 252 00:16:08,660 --> 00:16:11,020 She saw me. For God's sake, I told you to stay away. 253 00:16:15,660 --> 00:16:16,660 Do you think that's her? 254 00:16:16,860 --> 00:16:18,100 Well, it's not the Mormons, is it? 255 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:22,000 If we're really quiet, she might go away. 256 00:16:26,730 --> 00:16:28,010 Are you trying to be invisible? 257 00:16:28,410 --> 00:16:29,410 Shh. 258 00:16:30,550 --> 00:16:32,210 Are you gonna fucking let me in? 259 00:16:33,130 --> 00:16:34,370 I know you're in there. 260 00:16:34,850 --> 00:16:35,370 Have 261 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:50,690 you 262 00:16:50,690 --> 00:16:52,010 seen what some arsehole done? 263 00:16:52,710 --> 00:16:54,030 Yeah, I saw. 264 00:17:05,319 --> 00:17:06,520 You can't have anything leaped in, can you? 265 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:14,920 Alright Sonia, would you like a drink? 266 00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:18,520 I've already got one. 267 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:21,440 Oh, maybe I could take your shoes, or maybe your massive knife. 268 00:17:22,079 --> 00:17:23,079 Where's Jack? 269 00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:25,200 Has he gone looking for the people locked in your car? 270 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:26,780 No, he left. We had a fight. 271 00:17:27,099 --> 00:17:28,099 Well, that's not like you. 272 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:29,520 Hang on a second. 273 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:31,840 You said people. 274 00:17:33,350 --> 00:17:36,210 Oh, do you know there was more than one? Do you see it happening? No, sorry. 275 00:17:36,710 --> 00:17:37,770 I didn't say anything. 276 00:17:39,330 --> 00:17:42,330 You know what really pisses me off? 277 00:17:44,410 --> 00:17:48,630 You two are always looking out your window, but you never seem to see 278 00:17:49,010 --> 00:17:50,610 Well, we were in bed. 279 00:17:50,990 --> 00:17:53,230 We only looked out after we'd heard the smash. 280 00:17:53,610 --> 00:17:57,830 You're always peeping out your blinds. Every time I look at your window, you're 281 00:17:57,830 --> 00:18:00,250 there, gawping at us, so I know you saw something. 282 00:18:00,890 --> 00:18:02,270 We don't gawp at you. 283 00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:04,330 Yes, you do. 284 00:18:04,670 --> 00:18:06,250 That's because you're making a ruckus at all hours. 285 00:18:06,730 --> 00:18:08,050 And what's that supposed to mean? 286 00:18:08,330 --> 00:18:09,330 It means you're noisy. 287 00:18:09,770 --> 00:18:10,890 And what do you mean by that? 288 00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:15,270 I don't know how else to dumb that down for you. You know what, Steve? 289 00:18:15,770 --> 00:18:18,210 You don't know what it's like living on benefits. 290 00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:24,530 Living hand to mouth every day. I see you driving around in your posh cars, 291 00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:27,590 looking down on me at the bus stop with a smug look on your face. 292 00:18:28,110 --> 00:18:30,550 We don't look down on you, honestly, do we, Steve? 293 00:18:33,649 --> 00:18:35,370 No, no, we don't look down on you. 294 00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:36,810 Tell you what, though. 295 00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:42,650 If I find out that either of you two knew anything about this thing, you 296 00:18:42,650 --> 00:18:43,650 tell me. 297 00:18:43,810 --> 00:18:48,050 I swear to God, I'll fucking kill the pair of you. 298 00:18:49,450 --> 00:18:54,310 Bloody hell, Emma. 299 00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,050 I panicked. 300 00:18:56,530 --> 00:18:58,090 I thought she was going to stab you. 301 00:18:59,090 --> 00:19:00,150 You'd have done the same. 302 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:04,080 Is she going to be okay? 303 00:19:04,580 --> 00:19:07,520 She'll be fine. I'll give her a vodka. She'll be shouting and bawling and 304 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:08,520 kicking off again as usual. 305 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:10,400 I don't think she will. 306 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,000 What do you mean? 307 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,320 She's dead. 308 00:19:15,060 --> 00:19:16,060 Shut up. 309 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:17,800 I'm not messing around, Steve. 310 00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:21,180 Have a look yourself. 311 00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:23,840 I didn't want to touch her when she was alive. I don't want to touch her now. 312 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,880 My God. 313 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:33,600 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. Oh, my God, oh, my God. Oh, my God, what the 314 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,900 hell? What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what are we going to 315 00:19:35,980 --> 00:19:37,360 Are we going to do? I'm phoning the police. 316 00:19:37,740 --> 00:19:38,679 No, no, no. 317 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:39,900 No, no, no police. 318 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,180 What? Why not? Because we can't. 319 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:43,800 We have to hide the body. 320 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:45,260 You're getting hysterical. 321 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:50,500 Besides, the whole street saw her shouting outside of here before you let 322 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:51,500 in. Don't know that. 323 00:19:52,020 --> 00:19:54,040 Have you completely lost your mind? 324 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,320 We need to ring the police and an ambulance. 325 00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,420 This was an accident. 326 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,240 We are not going to prison for this. 327 00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:05,520 I know, but how do you think that nook case next door is going to take that? 328 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:09,060 It'll be round here with the rest of the Manson family with knives and guns and 329 00:20:09,060 --> 00:20:12,240 tanks and God knows what else and make us both dead. 330 00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:15,340 You're right. 331 00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:17,320 We'll have to hide the body. 332 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,180 But how the hell do we do that? 333 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,420 We could burn her in the garden. 334 00:20:23,780 --> 00:20:24,780 No, they'll see her. 335 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:27,240 Well, not if we put her in the fire bin first. 336 00:20:31,780 --> 00:20:32,780 Well, help me then. 337 00:20:33,340 --> 00:20:34,660 It's not going to work. 338 00:20:34,980 --> 00:20:35,980 It'll stink. 339 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,300 There'll be DNA everywhere. 340 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:38,940 Do you not watch those documentary programmes? 341 00:20:39,220 --> 00:20:40,220 I'm sorry. 342 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,480 I'm new to this. 343 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:45,020 It's not often I have dead bodies in my living room. 344 00:20:47,740 --> 00:20:49,320 What are we going to do? What are we going to do? 345 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:55,480 What are you doing? 346 00:20:57,620 --> 00:20:58,740 I'm going to chop her up. 347 00:20:59,740 --> 00:21:01,260 No, with her head's trimming or not. 348 00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:03,280 It'll be easier to hide the body. 349 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:06,160 Put it down. 350 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,040 We need to call the police. 351 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:15,900 They'll find out that she was here. 352 00:21:16,260 --> 00:21:19,880 God knows how many people saw her outside shouting before she come in 353 00:21:22,580 --> 00:21:26,580 But if she's seen leaving alive, then we're in the clear. 354 00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:30,130 Well, yeah, I suppose, but... How do I do that? 355 00:21:54,130 --> 00:21:57,170 Right, you have to get in the back of the car with it. No, I'm not sitting 356 00:21:57,170 --> 00:22:00,200 it. You can't drive and one of us has to sit with her. What if she starts 357 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,980 flapping about like a rag doll in the back of the car? Please pull us over, 358 00:22:02,980 --> 00:22:03,559 we're in trouble. 359 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:04,900 Just don't drive like a lunatic. 360 00:22:05,220 --> 00:22:06,220 Just get in the car. 361 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:07,640 I'm not sitting with it. 362 00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:10,080 What if her head falls off or something? 363 00:22:10,420 --> 00:22:12,080 Her head's not going to fall off, is it? 364 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,280 And how do you know? 365 00:22:13,420 --> 00:22:14,420 Just get in the car. 366 00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:16,520 Fine. 367 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,000 You OK? 368 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,759 Well, no. 369 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,020 Not really, to be honest. 370 00:22:28,220 --> 00:22:29,280 It's going to be all right, you know. 371 00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:32,300 Let's just get this done. 372 00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:42,179 Good evening. 373 00:22:42,180 --> 00:22:45,080 I just want to make sure you guys are all right after the commotion earlier. 374 00:22:45,420 --> 00:22:49,460 And then I saw Sonia come into your house with a massive machete. No, it 375 00:22:49,460 --> 00:22:54,630 a machete. It was just a really big knife that she borrowed from us. That... 376 00:22:54,630 --> 00:22:55,409 was returning. 377 00:22:55,410 --> 00:22:56,930 She borrowed a big knife? 378 00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:58,830 Yes, to cut a cake. 379 00:22:59,930 --> 00:23:00,930 A cake? 380 00:23:00,970 --> 00:23:02,450 A really big cake. 381 00:23:05,150 --> 00:23:07,530 Oh, hello, Sonia. I never saw you there. 382 00:23:09,230 --> 00:23:10,870 Where are you guys going this time of night? 383 00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:14,150 We're going... Where are we going? We're going swinging. 384 00:23:15,250 --> 00:23:17,890 This might surprise you, but I like to do a bit of swinging. 385 00:23:18,170 --> 00:23:22,610 I know what. I'll come with you. Give us five minutes' wait here. I'll just go 386 00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:23,610 and get changed in. 387 00:23:23,730 --> 00:23:24,730 Warmed up. 388 00:23:26,330 --> 00:23:27,249 Warmed up? 389 00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:28,069 Swingers Club. 390 00:23:28,070 --> 00:23:30,530 I panicked, all right. What else was I supposed to say we were going this time 391 00:23:30,530 --> 00:23:34,070 of day? Well, you could have said Sonia's freezer's broken down and we 392 00:23:34,070 --> 00:23:37,790 take her into town to do a big shop and she can't drive herself because her 393 00:23:37,790 --> 00:23:38,790 car's wrecked. 394 00:23:39,130 --> 00:23:41,230 Shopping? Well, it's open 24 hours. 395 00:23:41,910 --> 00:23:43,450 Oh, I wish I'd thought of that. 396 00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:16,960 Well, we're here. 397 00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:37,160 Sorry, 398 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:42,919 we're full. 399 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,560 Oh, well never mind. 400 00:24:45,340 --> 00:24:46,340 Allow me. 401 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:50,120 Wait a minute. 402 00:24:50,300 --> 00:24:51,520 I recognise that. 403 00:24:52,580 --> 00:24:54,340 Are you mad for it, Mandy? 404 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:55,560 I sure am. 405 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:56,760 Get yourself in, girl. 406 00:25:02,260 --> 00:25:05,860 Just out of interest, what exactly did you just recognise? 407 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,040 Hi, Mandy. 408 00:25:09,580 --> 00:25:11,340 Is it just the four of you? Yes. 409 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,840 Okay, if you can put your phones and wallets in here, please. 410 00:25:18,740 --> 00:25:19,740 Thank you. 411 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,680 And here is your locket. 412 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:25,240 Thank you. 413 00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:27,740 Changing rooms or just through there and to the left? 414 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:29,279 Changing rooms. 415 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:30,280 Oh, yeah. 416 00:25:30,500 --> 00:25:32,200 There's no clothes allowed in the club. 417 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:34,600 You're kidding, right? 418 00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:41,320 Oh, fresh meat. 419 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,000 See you in the playroom later? 420 00:25:43,260 --> 00:25:44,540 Oh, right. 421 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:49,420 Having fun there, are we? 422 00:25:50,540 --> 00:25:52,120 This has gone too far, Steve. 423 00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:54,000 We need to get out of here now. 424 00:25:54,420 --> 00:25:57,600 I know, but we need a plan. We can't just get up and go. I mean, look at 425 00:25:58,320 --> 00:25:59,320 She's living life. 426 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:03,060 You really are mad for Mandy, aren't you? 427 00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:07,020 Do you realise how much trouble we're going to be in when we get caught doing 428 00:26:07,020 --> 00:26:09,260 this marionette show we've got going on here? 429 00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,500 I don't want to think about that. Oh, well, you'll have plenty of time to 430 00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:14,340 about it when we go down for it. 431 00:26:14,540 --> 00:26:16,420 We're not going to go down. What is it now? 432 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,820 Take it to the zoo and feed it to the lion? 433 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:21,560 No, Steve. 434 00:26:21,700 --> 00:26:22,700 No. 435 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,660 All right, well, let's just call that plan B. 436 00:26:25,060 --> 00:26:26,360 What the hell's plan A? 437 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:30,940 So we hang around here and we make friends with some of the regulars. 438 00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:35,420 Then we tell Mandy that Sonia went off with some bloke, very much alive when we 439 00:26:35,420 --> 00:26:36,349 last saw her. 440 00:26:36,350 --> 00:26:41,430 Which means you, me and Madford Mandy can all go home knowing we're all off 441 00:26:41,430 --> 00:26:42,430 hook. 442 00:26:43,970 --> 00:26:45,650 Why is Mandy in bed with us? 443 00:26:46,010 --> 00:26:48,250 I don't know. I think this person's getting to me. 444 00:26:50,410 --> 00:26:51,510 That side door. 445 00:26:51,830 --> 00:26:53,350 I think this could actually work. 446 00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:57,090 But how do we get outside without being seen? 447 00:26:58,170 --> 00:26:59,170 Here's a structure. 448 00:27:16,540 --> 00:27:20,240 Okay, let me stop you there. That is never going to happen. All right. 449 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,140 No. Just no. 450 00:27:33,700 --> 00:27:34,700 Where are you going? 451 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:35,840 I've got an idea. 452 00:27:52,290 --> 00:27:53,590 Right, so what are we going to do with her? 453 00:27:54,030 --> 00:27:55,250 Right, so here's what we'll do. 454 00:27:55,550 --> 00:27:59,710 So, I'll go to trap Mandy, you put Sonia in the boot, take her off to Eston 455 00:27:59,710 --> 00:28:04,050 Woods, and come back, tell us that she's copped off with some random guy, and 456 00:28:04,050 --> 00:28:09,030 throughout the night we'll both take turns digging the hole, and as long as 457 00:28:09,030 --> 00:28:12,430 Mandy sees one of us here, then she'll think that we've been here all night. 458 00:28:12,710 --> 00:28:13,990 Oh, I'm not going to Eston Woods. 459 00:28:14,190 --> 00:28:14,709 It's haunted. 460 00:28:14,710 --> 00:28:15,710 Fine. 461 00:28:15,770 --> 00:28:16,770 Holmesby Woods, then. 462 00:28:17,150 --> 00:28:20,130 Either way, get her in the hole, fill it back up, and then she's never seen 463 00:28:20,130 --> 00:28:21,130 again. 464 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:26,500 Yeah, and then me and you... As if that's what's on your mind right now. 465 00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:30,960 just thought... Well, you thought wrong. No, down there, dry as a bone. No, that 466 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:31,960 makes a change. 467 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,560 How can you think that when she's staring at us? 468 00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:41,320 So I'll go distract Mandy. How are we going to do that? I've got my way. 469 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:45,000 Like what? Dry as a bone, down there. You keep it that way. 470 00:28:45,260 --> 00:28:49,020 I'm going to do what I have to do to keep us out of prison, OK? 471 00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:50,960 I love you. 472 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,720 You can trust us, can't you? 473 00:28:54,140 --> 00:28:56,240 Well, yeah. Yeah, well, trust us then. 474 00:28:58,120 --> 00:28:59,120 Bondage time! 475 00:28:59,540 --> 00:29:02,600 It looks like I'm going to the bondage room with Mandy, so you just do that 476 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:03,800 thing you want to do with Sonia. 477 00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:06,400 Right, I'll get rid of you. 478 00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:21,320 Excuse me, I came with some people earlier and now I can't find one of 479 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:22,560 I'm sorry about that. 480 00:29:23,180 --> 00:29:26,980 It's the, um, Mad for it Mandy party, isn't it? Yeah, that's right, yeah. 481 00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:28,740 Does everyone call her that? 482 00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:31,800 Well, she does have a bit of a reputation. 483 00:29:32,220 --> 00:29:33,220 She does, like. 484 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,500 Um, she just left. 485 00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:38,880 Who's left? 486 00:29:39,540 --> 00:29:43,240 Sonia. Sonia's left? How can Sonia... Literally about two minutes ago. 487 00:29:43,580 --> 00:29:44,760 Oh, fuck off. 488 00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:52,560 Where's the bonded room? 489 00:30:12,580 --> 00:30:13,580 Mundy? 490 00:30:13,860 --> 00:30:14,940 Hi Steve. 491 00:30:15,220 --> 00:30:17,520 Just come in. Christ Mundy. Where's Emma? 492 00:30:17,780 --> 00:30:19,140 She's on the corridor with another man. 493 00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:20,900 Oh? 494 00:30:38,919 --> 00:30:39,919 Steve? Emma? 495 00:30:41,740 --> 00:30:42,740 Are you alright? 496 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,380 I just... What's up? 497 00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:51,060 I just thought you were... It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't 498 00:30:51,060 --> 00:30:54,520 matter. Well, Mandy's in there doing God knows what. 499 00:30:54,740 --> 00:30:56,320 So I thought I'd come back and give you a hand. 500 00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:59,360 I thought you must have gone. Where's Sonia? She in the car? 501 00:31:00,220 --> 00:31:01,220 Yeah. 502 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:02,400 About that. 503 00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:06,760 You have one job, Steve. 504 00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:11,400 Hide the body, not bloody lose it. Well, I'm sorry, I'm not Fred West, am I? Are 505 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:12,540 you sure it was definitely her? 506 00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:14,040 Well, that's what the last reception said. 507 00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:15,479 But how? 508 00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:18,280 I mean, it's not like she can just get up and walk off, is it? 509 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:20,420 What if someone's taken her? 510 00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,860 What if someone's doing things to her body right now? 511 00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:26,540 God, I hope so. 512 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:27,920 You hope so? 513 00:31:28,140 --> 00:31:30,240 Steve, what is wrong with you? 514 00:31:30,540 --> 00:31:33,580 Because if someone's taken her and doing all sorts like that, then we're in the 515 00:31:33,580 --> 00:31:34,580 clear, aren't we? 516 00:31:34,650 --> 00:31:37,710 I just hope it's not one of her psycho friends that found her and taken her 517 00:31:37,710 --> 00:31:38,710 home. 518 00:31:41,550 --> 00:31:43,690 Where are you going? We've only been here an hour. 519 00:31:44,430 --> 00:31:45,430 We're going dogging. 520 00:31:46,030 --> 00:31:47,630 No, we're not. 521 00:31:48,090 --> 00:31:49,090 Where's Sonia? 522 00:31:49,130 --> 00:31:51,090 She just left with some guy. 523 00:31:51,770 --> 00:31:52,770 Really? 524 00:31:53,190 --> 00:31:54,230 No idea who. 525 00:31:54,650 --> 00:31:56,670 She didn't even say goodbye or anything. 526 00:31:57,850 --> 00:32:00,510 Well, we're going to go and have a look for her now and make sure she's not had 527 00:32:00,510 --> 00:32:02,630 some massive fatal head injury or something like that. 528 00:32:02,970 --> 00:32:03,970 Aw. 529 00:32:11,569 --> 00:32:13,470 She hasn't said much all night, to be honest. 530 00:32:46,090 --> 00:32:47,090 Oh, there she is. 531 00:32:49,010 --> 00:32:50,010 Oh, 532 00:32:54,610 --> 00:32:57,790 shit. 533 00:33:03,890 --> 00:33:06,290 Oh, I think she's dead. 534 00:33:07,390 --> 00:33:08,390 Are you sure? 535 00:33:08,570 --> 00:33:09,590 Because she's been dead before. 536 00:33:09,930 --> 00:33:11,830 Yeah, but it's down. She's definitely dead. 537 00:33:12,710 --> 00:33:13,710 That's it. 538 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:15,740 I'm phoning the police. You can't phone the police. 539 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:19,440 You do know what our family's like, don't you? They'll burn our houses down 540 00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:20,520 this. She's right. 541 00:33:20,980 --> 00:33:22,300 We'll have to hide the body. 542 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,360 Are you two kidding me? 543 00:33:27,340 --> 00:33:28,340 Fine. 544 00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:29,760 I'll just get it in the booth. 545 00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:08,320 I recognise these trees. 546 00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,679 Used to come here all the time with Billy Gaddis. 547 00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:13,760 Dirty bastard he was. 548 00:34:14,100 --> 00:34:17,780 Used to always have his hands down me knickers wanting a pooty bum wank. 549 00:34:18,199 --> 00:34:22,440 Man, Bea, are you capable of talking about anything but sex? 550 00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:23,880 Should try it sometime. 551 00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:28,840 Well, I like sex, but I don't harp on about it all the time. 552 00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:33,639 All I ever hear is I shag him or he shags me and... 553 00:34:34,110 --> 00:34:37,250 I don't want to know who's had the finger up your arse. I do not need to 554 00:34:37,250 --> 00:34:38,250 these details. 555 00:34:38,510 --> 00:34:41,290 If you want to shag everyone in the north of England, then fine. 556 00:34:42,030 --> 00:34:44,530 But I don't need to hear about your conquests. 557 00:34:45,350 --> 00:34:46,610 It's been out of the blue, isn't it? 558 00:34:47,370 --> 00:34:48,489 I thought we were friends. 559 00:34:49,310 --> 00:34:50,510 How long have you felt like that? 560 00:34:51,429 --> 00:34:53,230 No, we're not friends. 561 00:34:53,830 --> 00:34:56,650 You just latch on to me and show me up. 562 00:34:56,969 --> 00:34:58,470 I mean, look at you. 563 00:34:58,870 --> 00:35:03,170 You're wearing heels, a fur coat and underwear. Who leaves the house like 564 00:35:04,010 --> 00:35:05,010 It's embarrassing. 565 00:35:06,430 --> 00:35:07,710 I can see why you're upset. 566 00:35:08,670 --> 00:35:11,490 People who are as stuck up as you, you'd rather stick up your arse. But you 567 00:35:11,490 --> 00:35:13,070 haven't even got that to be happy about, have you? 568 00:35:13,350 --> 00:35:17,790 I am not stuck up. I've seen drainpipes looser than you. Well, at least 569 00:35:17,790 --> 00:35:18,990 drainpipes have a job. 570 00:35:19,570 --> 00:35:20,570 Do you know what, Emma? 571 00:35:21,810 --> 00:35:26,010 I sometimes look at you and your big house and your two fancy cars and I 572 00:35:26,050 --> 00:35:27,970 I wouldn't mind a bit of that. 573 00:35:28,350 --> 00:35:31,190 You go to the posh wine bars with your fancy friends. 574 00:35:32,250 --> 00:35:33,250 But then I think... 575 00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:34,500 Nah. 576 00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:37,620 And I'd be somebody that I'm not and I don't want to be. Do you know what? 577 00:35:37,780 --> 00:35:39,100 Actually, I like me. 578 00:35:39,580 --> 00:35:41,580 And my clients definitely like me. 579 00:35:42,180 --> 00:35:47,940 Okay, so I don't earn money in the conventional way, but I'm a happy woman. 580 00:35:47,940 --> 00:35:49,220 bet you wish you could say that, eh? 581 00:35:54,060 --> 00:35:55,280 Right, you need to fix this. 582 00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:57,640 I know. 583 00:36:12,970 --> 00:36:13,970 You were right, you know. 584 00:36:14,810 --> 00:36:17,590 About what? I said quite a few things back there. 585 00:36:17,990 --> 00:36:19,350 About me being uptight. 586 00:36:20,490 --> 00:36:21,610 I can't help it. 587 00:36:22,290 --> 00:36:26,770 You know, my mum was all about appearances and I hated her for it. 588 00:36:27,810 --> 00:36:29,550 Now I've turned out just the same. 589 00:36:31,390 --> 00:36:35,790 I sometimes wish I could be more like you. Not your lifestyle, but your 590 00:36:35,790 --> 00:36:36,790 confidence. 591 00:36:37,650 --> 00:36:40,070 You just do what you want to do and... 592 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:42,960 I'm so scared of failure. 593 00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,040 I don't even try anything. 594 00:36:46,220 --> 00:36:47,360 And now look at us. 595 00:36:48,060 --> 00:36:49,140 I've achieved nothing. 596 00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,700 And I could be looking at the next 20 years in prison. 597 00:36:55,660 --> 00:36:57,220 And I don't think you're embarrassing. 598 00:36:58,280 --> 00:36:59,640 I think you're amazing. 599 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:02,300 And you're my best friend. 600 00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:05,840 You're right as well. 601 00:37:06,460 --> 00:37:09,680 When Richard left us for that tart half his age, I was like... 602 00:37:09,900 --> 00:37:12,520 I needed to prove that I was still sexy and I was still desirable. 603 00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:16,740 Okay, I might have gone over the top and need to calm down a bit. 604 00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:19,680 And I do have a habit of oversharing. 605 00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:22,400 Are we okay? 606 00:37:23,260 --> 00:37:24,440 Yeah, of course we are. 607 00:37:45,210 --> 00:37:47,130 Are you going to give me a hand or what? 608 00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:37,080 Oh, Jesus Christ. 609 00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:47,880 Emma? 610 00:38:48,980 --> 00:38:51,220 I don't think these woods are going to be thick enough, you know. 611 00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:54,240 I think we might have to find somewhere else. 612 00:38:56,380 --> 00:38:58,080 Steve? Jesus bumfuck, Steph! 613 00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:02,120 What are you doing out here? 614 00:39:03,940 --> 00:39:05,640 Not hiding a dead body, are you? 615 00:39:06,180 --> 00:39:07,180 Oh, no. 616 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:15,460 So, anyway, I'm sorry about the job. 617 00:39:15,780 --> 00:39:17,180 Oh, it's fine. I've forgotten all about it. 618 00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,520 Seriously, what are you doing out here? 619 00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:24,840 I've come to see the geese. 620 00:39:25,300 --> 00:39:28,700 Yes, the part of the geese here are beautiful and I wanted to feed them. 621 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:30,399 The geese? 622 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:31,400 Mm. 623 00:39:32,850 --> 00:39:34,110 four in the morning. 624 00:39:35,450 --> 00:39:36,790 I wanted to be the first. 625 00:39:38,150 --> 00:39:43,930 Anyway, what are you doing here, hiding in the bushes? 626 00:39:44,350 --> 00:39:45,249 Oh, me? 627 00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:49,370 I'm just, er, having a poo, yeah. 628 00:39:50,370 --> 00:39:52,550 Right, OK, well, I'm going to go. 629 00:39:52,950 --> 00:39:55,890 OK, I'm just going to get back to my poo. 630 00:39:56,790 --> 00:39:58,270 You haven't got any tissue, by the way. 631 00:39:59,490 --> 00:40:04,560 No. Oh, no, that's right, I'll just... Wipe my arse with a... With a leaf! 632 00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:15,040 He's right, you know, these woods are definitely too thin. 633 00:40:19,860 --> 00:40:21,080 What should we do about her? 634 00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:28,340 Yeah, Emma, these woods are definitely too thin. 635 00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:33,080 I think we should re -groove. 636 00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:43,880 I'm sorry. 637 00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:47,140 I'm so sorry. 638 00:40:48,500 --> 00:40:49,500 What for? 639 00:40:50,220 --> 00:40:51,220 All day. 640 00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:53,400 Not for all day. 641 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,000 What is involved now? 642 00:41:06,820 --> 00:41:10,060 I mean, once we bury her, how do we know if she's not going to blab? 643 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:11,620 I don't think she will. 644 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:15,100 I don't think so either, but I don't want to spend the rest of my life in 645 00:41:15,620 --> 00:41:16,880 I'm really sad to blackmail you. 646 00:41:17,260 --> 00:41:20,980 You're not suggesting we're killing her as well, are you? No, of course not, but 647 00:41:20,980 --> 00:41:23,120 how do we know if she's not going to speak to the police? 648 00:41:23,540 --> 00:41:24,540 She won't. 649 00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:27,820 Because if she did, she knows that we'll take her down with us. 650 00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:34,960 A little bit of a hit on my feet now. 651 00:41:35,820 --> 00:41:37,180 So, what's the plan? 652 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,260 Right, we're going to bury her in the wood. 653 00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:41,120 Then we need to get her thrown in the street. 654 00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:42,320 We're all in this together. 655 00:41:42,540 --> 00:41:43,940 Right, I'll get the pen. 656 00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:53,420 Oh, have you not got your wallet? 657 00:41:56,500 --> 00:41:57,780 No, I've left it in the club. 658 00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:00,880 Oh, shit. 659 00:42:00,980 --> 00:42:02,460 Oh, with all the panic, I forgot to get out stuff. 660 00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:09,120 OK, so that would be £69 .74, please. Right, here's the thing. We've left our 661 00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:12,840 wallets and cards in a locker at the club that we were at earlier. 662 00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:16,460 OK, well, a bank transfer by phone could also work. 663 00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:19,240 Yeah, we've left our phones there too. 664 00:42:20,380 --> 00:42:23,740 So you're telling me that you can't pay for this meal? 665 00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:27,800 Well, not right now, but I will come back later and I will pay and I will 666 00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:28,820 you a massive tip. 667 00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:30,740 Later doesn't work for me. 668 00:42:31,260 --> 00:42:33,600 Look, we've had a really bad night. 669 00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:34,638 I don't care. 670 00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:37,260 How about we think of another way to pay? 671 00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:41,640 I would still prefer cash. 672 00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:43,420 All right, settle down, Madfrit Mandy. 673 00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:46,020 There must be something we can do. 674 00:42:46,300 --> 00:42:48,720 Yes, pay £69 .74. 675 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,820 All right, listen. No, I won't listen, OK? 676 00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:54,060 My chef has just called in sick. 677 00:42:54,260 --> 00:42:58,500 My other chef has finished a 15 -hour shift. My waiting staff can't make it 678 00:42:58,540 --> 00:43:01,980 And now I've got the owner's wife coming in with her friends for a post -night 679 00:43:01,980 --> 00:43:02,979 -out meal. 680 00:43:02,980 --> 00:43:05,280 Whatever that means. And in the next 30 minutes. 681 00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:09,240 Okay? And I have no idea how many people she's bringing in. Could be two or 682 00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:12,360 could be a hundred. And you're trying to mug me off for 70 quid? 683 00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:16,340 You know what? I'm not going to argue this anymore. 684 00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:19,700 I'm just going to post this on our social media page. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 685 00:43:19,900 --> 00:43:21,820 You hold your horses there, cowboy. 686 00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:27,020 Look, I'm a chef, okay? I can jump in that kitchen and cook for 30, 40 people 687 00:43:27,020 --> 00:43:27,799 you want me to. 688 00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:31,880 And we've got two ladies here who quite happily wait tables for you. We can fix 689 00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:32,880 this, okay? 690 00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:35,860 I don't know. 691 00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:38,760 Well, from where I'm standing, you don't have much of a choice. 692 00:43:39,620 --> 00:43:41,760 Unless you want to close a restaurant on your own as wife. 693 00:43:59,020 --> 00:44:02,380 I say it again, say it clear. 694 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:10,060 I want you here, back and forth, round and round. 695 00:44:11,660 --> 00:44:17,840 You knock me down, you take me to the next level. 696 00:44:19,700 --> 00:44:25,500 Up and out, and then you reach out and grab my hand. 697 00:45:04,910 --> 00:45:05,910 It's just you 698 00:46:24,110 --> 00:46:26,430 I hope you don't mind. We borrowed some clothes from one of my friends. 699 00:46:26,650 --> 00:46:27,950 It's absolutely fine. Don't worry at all. 700 00:46:28,250 --> 00:46:31,270 I just want to say thank you. Thank you so much for tonight. You've honestly 701 00:46:31,270 --> 00:46:33,110 saved me tonight. 702 00:46:33,450 --> 00:46:36,330 Honestly, I've been at work for so long, I've really enjoyed myself. 703 00:46:36,690 --> 00:46:39,890 Well, if you're looking for work, I need a permanent head chef. I'm currently 704 00:46:39,890 --> 00:46:41,490 using temps at the moment. 705 00:46:41,930 --> 00:46:46,290 It's long hours and constantly changing shifts, but the pay's really good. 706 00:46:46,970 --> 00:46:49,310 No, no, I'm definitely interested. That's brilliant, yeah. 707 00:46:49,720 --> 00:46:53,300 It's fantastic. Well, if you want to pop down Wednesday at three, then we can 708 00:46:53,300 --> 00:46:54,740 get this all sorted. Yes, definitely. 709 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,780 Thank you very much. Thank you all. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. 710 00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:00,560 Yes! 711 00:47:04,180 --> 00:47:06,640 Are we going to bury this, can't we? Bitch, it's getting light outside. 712 00:47:20,650 --> 00:47:22,290 I don't know why it takes two of them, but keep watch. 713 00:47:23,930 --> 00:47:25,410 I'm not so happy about myself, Sean. 714 00:47:31,470 --> 00:47:32,470 Have you shit? 715 00:47:34,350 --> 00:47:35,730 Well, one of us has, and it's not me. 716 00:47:50,510 --> 00:47:51,510 Deep enough. 717 00:47:53,750 --> 00:47:54,750 What do you think? 718 00:47:55,310 --> 00:47:58,650 Oh, yes, Steve. I think this is a wonderful place to lie. 719 00:47:59,210 --> 00:48:00,950 Good. Glad you agree. 720 00:48:31,259 --> 00:48:32,259 What have I done? 721 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,380 You've killed us, that's what. 722 00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:36,120 How are you there? 723 00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:37,400 I don't know. 724 00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:38,600 I'm dead. 725 00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:42,440 But you're clearly thinking about us. I knew you had a thing for me. 726 00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:43,800 I bloody did not. 727 00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:45,240 I'll tell you what I did have, though. 728 00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:47,260 Anxiety. You and your crazy family. 729 00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:48,700 I'm action -packed with it. 730 00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:54,880 How did I end up like this? 731 00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:56,280 We're good people. 732 00:48:56,500 --> 00:48:59,420 Good people don't just kill their neighbours and hide them in the woods 733 00:48:59,420 --> 00:49:00,600 they're too scared to go to the police. 734 00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:04,780 This is what happens when you live your life, frolicking around the estate, 735 00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:05,840 terrorising everybody. 736 00:49:06,660 --> 00:49:07,840 You had us so scared. 737 00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:11,220 We could have saved your life, but no, we were too frightened you were going to 738 00:49:11,220 --> 00:49:13,880 kill us. And now look at you, like the ghost of Chabby Bath. 739 00:49:14,820 --> 00:49:17,840 You've done this to yourself, and took all of us with you as well. 740 00:49:18,660 --> 00:49:20,560 You know what, I'm glad you're dead. You got what you deserved. 741 00:49:21,900 --> 00:49:22,900 You got what you deserved! 742 00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:33,860 Okay, Steve, you need to get a grip. 743 00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:36,120 You're a very violent man, aren't you, Steve? 744 00:49:36,580 --> 00:49:38,700 Right, you can stop this leaping back and forth right now. 745 00:49:39,460 --> 00:49:40,460 Or what? 746 00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:41,760 You'll kill me. 747 00:49:45,780 --> 00:49:46,780 I'm sorry. 748 00:49:48,420 --> 00:49:49,420 I had no choice. 749 00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:57,220 And you can honestly, hand on heart, tell me that you thought that was the 750 00:49:57,220 --> 00:49:58,220 option. 751 00:49:59,690 --> 00:50:01,810 Well, obviously I didn't feel this was the best option. 752 00:50:05,270 --> 00:50:06,270 Sorry. 753 00:50:10,510 --> 00:50:13,570 I'm gonna rip your fucking balls off, Steve! 754 00:50:40,110 --> 00:50:41,110 You're so right, dickhead. 755 00:50:42,570 --> 00:50:43,570 Yeah, you are. 756 00:50:45,630 --> 00:50:47,610 I think it's safe to say you're definitely dead now. 757 00:51:02,690 --> 00:51:03,690 Can you hear that? 758 00:51:05,430 --> 00:51:06,490 I can't hear anything. 759 00:51:08,090 --> 00:51:09,090 Exactly. 760 00:51:22,750 --> 00:51:23,750 Where is she? 761 00:51:24,270 --> 00:51:25,270 She's not here, Mads. 762 00:51:26,310 --> 00:51:27,310 What do you mean she's not here? 763 00:51:27,790 --> 00:51:28,769 Where is she? 764 00:51:28,770 --> 00:51:32,230 I know that she was out with you two last night. Now tell me, where is she? 765 00:51:32,510 --> 00:51:35,850 Look, do you know where she went? She just bailed us. 766 00:51:38,030 --> 00:51:39,190 What do you mean she bailed on you? 767 00:51:40,210 --> 00:51:41,210 She went off with some guy. 768 00:51:43,670 --> 00:51:44,730 It's full of shit, your mate. 769 00:51:45,970 --> 00:51:47,090 Well, she didn't come home with us. 770 00:51:56,170 --> 00:51:57,170 Who did that? 771 00:51:58,590 --> 00:51:59,408 Hang on. 772 00:51:59,410 --> 00:52:00,410 Is that her blood? 773 00:52:00,970 --> 00:52:01,970 Is that her blood? 774 00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:10,520 Look, look, look, right. 775 00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:11,960 I'm not going to ask you again. 776 00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:13,200 Where the fuck is she? 777 00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:16,360 And you're going to tell me where the fuck is she? 778 00:52:19,980 --> 00:52:21,600 I think we're going back to the woods. 779 00:52:38,890 --> 00:52:42,230 I say it again, say it clear. 780 00:52:43,990 --> 00:52:49,930 I want you here, back and forth, round and round. 781 00:52:51,470 --> 00:52:57,670 You knock me down, you take me to the next level. 782 00:52:59,510 --> 00:53:05,510 Up and out, and then you reach out and grab my hand.